INTERMITTENT FASTING VIA LACK OF FUNDS

*YOU'RE PAYING FOR THE MUSCLE NOT THE SHOW*

INTERMITTENT FASTING VIA LACK OF FUNDS *YOU'RE PAYING FOR THE MUSCLE NOT THE SHOW*

THE PORNOGRAPHIC THROATINESS OF A TERRESTRIAL RADIO JOURNALIST

*THE HIGHS ARE EXPECTED AND THE LOWS INCONSEQUENTIAL*

THE PORNOGRAPHIC THROATINESS OF A TERRESTRIAL RADIO JOURNALIST *THE HIGHS ARE EXPECTED AND THE LOWS INCONSEQUENTIAL*

FINALLY SUCCESSFUL ENOUGH TO AFFORD A SCANDALOUS ADDICTION

*THINK I'LL STAY IN PREHAB, THANK YOU*

FINALLY SUCCESSFUL ENOUGH TO AFFORD A SCANDALOUS ADDICTION *THINK I'LL STAY IN PREHAB, THANK YOU*

DEATH AND GRIEF IN THE AGE OF UNRELENTING VIDEOPHONE

*THE SURGEON IS UNCONCERNED WITH THE MESSES THEY MAKE*

DEATH AND GRIEF IN THE AGE OF UNRELENTING VIDEOPHONE *THE SURGEON IS UNCONCERNED WITH THE MESSES THEY MAKE*

STEWING IN THE GULAG AFTER A FAILED COUP ATTEMPT AT THE DMV

*SMALL, SURPRISE REWARDS LIKE FART BUBBLES THAT TICKLE YOUR BALLS IN THE BATHTUB*

STEWING IN THE GULAG AFTER A FAILED COUP ATTEMPT AT THE DMV *SMALL, SURPRISE REWARDS LIKE FART BUBBLES THAT TICKLE YOUR BALLS IN THE BATHTUB*